Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for voting McCain

 

banned for tugging a little too hard

 

banned for being a little to cranky

 

banned for insulting teenyboppers even if they deserve it.

 

banned for pushin old farts like me into snowbanks....:-0

 

banned for thinking he's an old fart....

 

banned for not putting something funny as your user title

 

banned for shaving your neighbors cat

 

banned for not liking bluegrass music....

 

banned for being too sexy.............

 

banned for illegal motion in the bedroom...

 

banned for showing them to me...

 

banned for lewd, tantalizing remarks to old men.

 

banned for checking all the payphones for lost quarters

 

banned for not helping me out today here on the forums....

 

banned not washing your beard

 

banned for always sniffing your fingers

 

banned for taking gas out of your neighbors car and puttin' it in yours

 

banned for always having an almost empty tank

 

banned for forgetting to set his alarm clock again.....