Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for licking the tracks in the Underground

 

banned for licking countrygirl....:-0

 

banned for licking himself

 

banned for wishing he could lick himself

 

banned because you googled your name

 

banned for being.....

 

banned for licking a flag pole when it freezing outside

 

Banned for Hookey Bobin

 

banned for driving neekid at night thru Mickey D's drive up window....

 

banned for flashing Catholic sisters and assorted Old Maids

 

banned for going thru the car wash when its freezing out and getting stuck inside when you got home

 

banned for makin smores over yer truck radiator....

 

banned for taking the top of the sidekick too early

 

Banned for Surfing on Dolphins

 

banned for beating up your nephews

 

Banned for doing wheelies in department stores with the electric carts.

 

banned for working after retirement

 

banned for jammin so loud you broke all the neighbors windows.....

 

banned for making up stories about himself to boost his popularity

 

banned for having a hideous signature.