Balls are so under-rated!

Yeah, come back and talk to me about pain after you carry a baby for 9 months & deliver..
being hit in the balls is probably nothin', joking...it does seem painful..

 

It's the old joke
A guy gets hit in the ball, it drops him to the floor in pain. A woman goes through 24+ hours of labor, worst pain she's ever had.
2 years down the road you ask the guy can I hit you in the balls? He'll no! He says. But you ask the woman do you want to have another baby? Yes, I would love one !

 

I feared and avoided having kids because of a few reason. I didn't want anything that resembled me, ya, I thought I was a bad one, I didn't want the pain I heard my mom and her friends talking about. And I didn't want the wide hips they said comes after, oh and the financial and mental drain they put on you for 18 years which now is a life time according to most parents.
I said at 14 I wasn't gonna have any and I meant it. My mom thought I was gonna come home one day and tell her I fucked up because the boys were after me.
My dads way of controlling the boys was to grab the phone and answer it saying "Smith's morgue, you stab em we slab em" and checking them out when ever he had a chance. He would give them a hard time in hopes of scaring them off.
NOW, they want grand kids, hahaha. My brother finally had one. That should make em happy.
Balls, ya I like to fool around with them but most guys say they are sensitive and with long nails they are kinda nervous but I have yet to hurt a guy.

 

They say that you should never, ever use underrated balls because of the risk of a blow out.

 

Do they look like a flat tire does when it had a blow out?

 

I wouldn't know...mine are overrated, hahaha!

 

So do you walk a little funny?

 

~I give my balls an 8 out of ten,and they are pretty loaded with spermatozoa

 

So basically yer an 8 ball, cool!

I thought that term came from pool and drugs, haha

 

Haha, mine are nothing special. I'm just dreaming.

I'm amazed that some guys are uncomfortable having someone touch theirs. If my wife didn't give mine a little attention every so often, I would pay her to.

 

Ha! I like you because if I was your wife I know how I could make a shit load of money! Hee hee

 

And I would end up poor! Haha

 

You could live off of me tho, for a few favors that is. Do you do house work?

 

I do everything but make the bed.

 

Ok that's fair, I don't make it either so we'd have to live with it looking like it did the night before while we played on it. We'll have to change it a couple times a week tho.

 

We can outsource the bed-making.

 

Damn yer smart! I like it

 

Watch it though. Fully trained includes always putting the seat down after the lizard is bled!! Reason being, once you feel the wrath of a woman that has seated herself in the T water at 2 in the morning-----you will PAY!! And Pay!!

 

I have sat IN The Hole a few times,,, ya that's not a way to have a pee at 2 am, its motherFreakin cold down there in the hole,,, so ya, someone's gotta pay.

 

At home I sit to go number one - never lift the seat. My girlfriend before my wife got me started on that years ago. No mess.