Bad Hippie!

i think that picture looks sassy and slightly sarcastic...sardonic, even.

 

Yay for alliteration!

 

Nah, I just look like a little bitch. :H

 

all things i greatly admire....when i look like a bitch, i don't look anywhere near that cute.

 

when iu read that, i saw your hands flying up into the air while confetti spontaneously fell from the ceiling.

 

I bet you look sexy though in bitch mode, a take-charge look! Rwar!

 

no. unfortunately not. i'm terrifying to look upon. my face is only pretty in one mode. all the rest are kinda scary.

 

As long as the top of your head looks good, nothing else is really all that important.

 

Hmmm, I doubt that. It seems that we women tend to be our own worst critics.

 

Why just the top of the head?

Wait. Do I even want to know your explanation for this?

 

he's really really tall. he could use the top of my head as a beer coaster, an end table. i could *ahem* service him without getting to my knees, if you know what i mean. i could stand next to him and the top of my head would be an arm rest...

you thought that was gonna be dirty, huh? filthy mind you have there...

 

nope. there's a pugilistic nastiness to my face when i'm in a bad mood. bulldog/human mutant, very scary.

 

Hehehe, what can I say, I'm ovulating in a major way and have dirty thoughts on the brain.

 

I bet if you give your kids that look they know you mean business. When I try to give a mean look my kids usually start giggling at me. I guess I don't look too convincing.

 

ovulation is every man's best friend. i know i enjoy it. i turn into a drooling goon for sex when i'm ovulating. suddenly everyone's a potential sex partner. ridiculous.

 

yeah, i'm too scary. i try to get it out elsewhere so that my kids don't live in terror of me.

 

I can't get enough when I'm ovulating, and I love having such a huge libido increase during that time! Normally I'm like, eh, okay, not really in the mood but I'll do it anyway. Although I do end up enjoying it so it's all good.

But yeah, major hormone surges are awesome!

 

well, the thing about sex is that even if you're not in the mood, if you just don't wanna, if you let yourself do it anyway, you'll feel better all around. it's just good for you. like cardio.

 

Exactly! Well put!

 

I'd like both of you to send me your ovulation schedules as soon as possible please.