bad ass

OK all you hipforum bullies, you may not have been aware, but I am a serious bad ass and here are the pictures to prove it. I have a motorcycle and I know karate. I suggest you do not cross me. Just look at my pics and you'll know.
That's all.
metro

p.s. animal lovers this is not my jacket

 

*quivers in her slippers*

wow yo ass IS bad :s

 

Oh look, I'm shaking in my little space boots.

I like your hair, though...it looks soft and pretty

 

Gimme back my leather jacket looking damn gorgeous there

 

Lol! I remeber a kid who had a jacket like that. He thought he was a real hardass hardcore punk. My friend got sick of his shit one day and kicked the shit outta him. It went like this
"Man your think your so punk but you dont even know"
"No, you dont know, how far I'm gona shove my foot up your ass"
"I'd like to see that you all talk pussy"

Cool pics though... Dont think just cause you got the jacket or a bike your hardcore though....

 

thx 4 the infermashin DarkLunacy, here I thought I was hardcore
Ya know, when you go to a certain level of absurdity (which I often do) it is probably a joke. I realise that these things don't make me a bad ass, nor do "pictures" prove "badassness", lol. Maybe your just playing along w/my joke...I probably just have a strange sense of humor.
take care now,
metro

thx moonflower-post up a pic of you in your spaceboots!
thx nap

 

again your very pretty. I always love your photos

 

-blink- I was... Kinda like a melodramatic Matter-O-Fact voice... Maybe I should have indicated. Jeez looking at the post again.... I'm a dick huh

 

You are one of those lucky people who could pass for both a boy and a girl.

 

As I said before, I find you to be incredibly sexy. I never get sick of looking at your pictures.

And I don't want to sound like a sexist pervert, but you have a great butt.

 

motorcycle and knowing karate doesnt make you a badass. i know karate but im not a badass

 

that's because you don't have a bike. now stay out of my way, nonbadass.

 

Thanks a lot Jenn love your pics too. Thanks Pressed_rat, means a lot coming from you. Sorry DarkLunacy, I guess I'm used to people not "getting" my humor.

bird_migration- yes...I do believe I'm more of a man than yourself.
I'm sure you meant that as a compliment though.

 

You're not a bad ass, you're hot but no bad ass.

 

further proof: this is my stuffed animal, even he is bad ass!! He wears a dog collar, a studded wrist band, and has his nose pierced. Mess with us? Who would dare!?! There should be no question now that I am indeed a bad ass. Hope this clears up any confusion.
--metro--

 

Okay, now I'm intimidated.

 

It's alright, you can relax. I think I will be too busy to deal with you in the near future, I have many people to "take care of",.. if you know what I mean

metro

 

You're spicy; I like you.

 

How dare you abuse the monkey as such. How would you like it if someone threw all this leather on you and treated you like an animal?! If you like it well then maybe we can get in touch sometime

 

your very beautifull . love the hair . ....in the world of real badness , a leather jacket is sure fire way to loose fight cuz it encombers movement.in the 80s too tight cloths and 90s on too loose ...all can be yer sad demise when surprised!