Bacon.

A couple of years ago when I was piss broke I survived on a diet made out of almost exclusively bacon and chunks of bacon for weeks.

It was gloriously artery-clogging.

My shit smelled so meaty though!

 

You've probably never had it.

 

Troll.

Can someone please get this persons I.P. address?

 

Any decent physician will tell you the health benefits of bacon.
Cholesterol is a myth invented by the anti-baconist media propaganda machine, (known allie to the Jews.)

Atleast thats what pressed-rat told me.

 

So that you could find her and force bacon into her every orifice?

Naughty!

 

Cholesterol only affects fat Americans.

I'm home free.

 

check #7 on my list of why bacon is magnificent.

 

I thought that one was directed towards your dogs, cousins, and abusive stepfather.

 

True!

 

• Almost like a spice, you put it on other food and it makes them better.
• Baked potatoes would hardly be a meal without it
• When it's frying on the skillet almost sounds like an applause
• Kevin Bacon's career has definitely benefited from his sir name. Ever heard of Kevin Grits, or Kevin Lettuce?!
• BLTs are the fucking bomb!

Total Man Trap

 

Which means that you can't dislike it.

You are ignorant of it.

It's like saying that you dislike getting anally raped by an elephant.

It has absolutely no basis. You've never been anally raped (unless I'm wrong on this one, which could encourage some rather fascinating conversation, but we're gonna guess that you haven't). Your experiences with elephants haven't been sexual in nature (also an assumption), and you've probably never profusely bled from your anus (bloody diarrhea doesn't count). Taking all of those factors together, you cannot claim that you dislike being raped by an elephant, just like you cannot claim that you dislike bacon.

 

You can insult me but leave south carolina out of this!

 

Can you claim to dislike getting anally raped by an elephant?

 

You are right, South Carolina has never done me wrong.

I shall simply call you a faggot and end this tragic attack upon a state's integrity.

 

I never said I disliked the taste.

 

Once, and yet again, and yet and yet and yet and yet again, oh once, and yet again, and many more times.

 

You couldn't say that with any validity, that is my point.

 

i love bacon, it is the only form of pig i will allow into my mouth

 

Thank you for your consideration in the matter.

love,
rebel

 

mmmmm!!!

Clog them young. I love bacon...juicy. yum yum yum yum yum