Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Candy Gal, Jan 31, 2020.
I had to look twice. lol Then I am on the wine. lol
That's some wine.
Don't forget to answer your phones, before they ring, then hang up if they do. lol
hahahahahahaha
Flush the loo before you pee. lol
turn your alarm clock off before you go to bed
empty the kettle before you boil it
TRUE. LOL Pour my wine back in the bottle. lol (NAH!!)
It will blow up!!! lol
Be glad he’s backwards
Throw the dog in the bin and take his shit home.
ME TOO!!!!
hAHAHAH LOL
wipe your arse b4 you take a dump
washing hands before that. lol
Gawd Lottie gets everywhere. lol
Dry your hands before you wash them
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