Babysitting

Being a good dad and knocking someone up aren't really all that related.

 

actually, being a spinster is pathetic. being an old bachelor is alright, because its only a hop skip and jump away from dirty old man

 

I feel really terrible about that now

 

your guilt gland is overactive.

 

I take everything too personally..

 

i did the garden thing today ....hard work but they paid me a hundred bucks n lunch ....when i got home , a bunch of lunatics came by and i baby sat them [ in efect ]for free .....but they combusted a massive blunt and we concoted plans for this and that .....

 

hey i remember you

oh yeah...i never got paid

 

I'm not upset I was just saying its possible. I used to be depressed by the thought, then I lived with my aunt and realized that being single is wonderful too. Or in her words, when you get married, you're friends stop inviting you to go out dancing.