BABY! It's what's for dinner!!

Yeah... fulfilling... ahah.. there's a granola bar wrapper on my desk that seems to have been sitting for a week.

Wow... this thread is the most random I've seen in a long time... lmao.

 

I know..
What was it originally about?

 

something about a chevy for sale or something...

 

No, no...it was a ford

 

, oh, why sorry, I must have mistaken.

 

"So there she was, undressing herself while staring me in the eyes. Little did she know, I was her father. As she undressed, I though, 'How can I be doing this? She's my daughter!' But then the heat of the moment overwhelmed me and I plowed her until she called me 'Daddy.' She had no idea how right she was."

 

omg

 

You don't like it?!?!
Ingrate.

 

who said i didnt?

 

Your daughter.

 

That sure erm... was lovely... in a "wtf was that" kind of sense, know what I mean?


Yeah... I'm just being optimistic about it.

 

It's a true story.
I promise.
{crosses fingers}

 

Well, I'm sure something like that... kinda... has had to have happened before... somehow.

 

It happened with my dad...

[FUCK YOU! Wait, huh?]

 

I wasn't the one who said it.

 

QUIT YELLING!
Get your mouth away from that DAD!

 

Ok.. I admit it.. I have a crush on every single one of you.. :&

 

omg...
SCORE#$@#4

 

In the words of the great philosophers, the Hiltons, "That's hot"...

 

you right.