auditory hallucinations

Ever get phantom vibrations? By that I mean ever feel your phone vibrating in your pocket, pull it out, and realize it wasnt vibrating??

THAT PISSES ME OFF SOOOO MUCH, I get that sober on occasion but when I'm blazed like every 15 minutes it happens

 

I get something like that too. Not so much vibrations, but just "physical hallucinations", I guess you could call them, such as feeling like I am hunched down in my seat more than I am and feeling like I am about a foot shorter than I am, which is weird as fuck. Or maybe feeling like I am positioned differently than I actually am. A bunch of weird, trippy shit.

 

I hear things all the time. A lot of times I'll hear songs and be singing along, and when I stop singing I'll wonder where the music went, only to realize it was never even on...My ex used to hate when we'd be taking walks and I could hear music and he couldn't. lol I also hear dogs barking and other animal noises a lot. My biggest auditory hallucination would have to be hearing my name though. The other night at work I kept thinking I was being paged over the loud speaker, so I would call the number back...only to be met with "...umm, no I didn't page you". This happened 3 times. After that I stopped answering pages for the night. lol

 

smoking some of the best weed I ever have (ruderalis) i packed a half-bowl in a small pipe, took 2 hits which was still only half the bowl, and i sat there in another world. I kept hearing these "whooshing" noises go past me and infront of me.
beyond that, i really cant recall what else happened or what it was like. when i was first able to really realize that i was sitting in my living room, i looked at the clock and 45 minutes had passed. then i looked down at the bowl still in my hand to see that there was still the 2nd half of it left. i remember i promptly put it down and tried to walk away because i knew i couldnt smoke any more of it.
that one 8th lasted me for honestly 8 months. of course, i was smoking other stuff during that time and only dipping into the ruderalis once in a while. but the thing was that i kinda couldnt smoke it. it got me too high.
i´ve been to amsterdam 3 times and i´ve never had anything like that. of course, similar stuff is probably out there, but as far as the kinds i smoked, i never found anything like it. (tried my best, though)

 

I some times hear a noise then my thoughts run with it and I think I hear more than what I did, so an engine revving might turn into somehting more. Its all in your head.

 

Yeah I hate it!!~

 

I have never had or experienced a phantom vibration on my cell phone. But the first time I ever had a cell phone, I wasn't used to having it yet, so when I went to my friends house I put it on vibrate so as not to wake up his daughter if/when it rang.

Yeah, the first time it started vibrating in my pocket I threw the bong on the floor *huge fucking party foul* and jumped up not knowing what the fuck was going on in his couch, but I knew I wanted absolutely no part of it.
I had just done two huge bong rips and it scared the shit out of me when it vibrated.
Thankfully I didn't break the bong....just spilled the water a bit. I banned the phone after that. lol