ATTN: Paul Morphy:

leave and do something more "productive" with your time?

 

No, you only have 3,000--so you're still just pathetic...

 

YAY, I'm just pathetic

 

Oh boy I'm nearing a whole 200 posts--one can only wonder what people with 5,000 are like... I mean, I guess they can come here and pass themselves off as "cool," but the facts really speak for themselves...

 

I smell the distinct odor of super dork in the air. Oh wait...........I think it's Paul.

 

And here it is: 200--woo-hoo!!!!!!

 

Hey, I'm a "super dork"!!!!! What am I when I reach 500? "Ultra dork"? "Mega dork"?

 

Quick Kayla, honor him with the classes dunce hat and sit him in front of the class!

 

Uh, sorry... we make an exception for people like you. You dont have to have any posts to be the Ultimate Dork.

 

"classes" should be possessive, not plural, Bug_Man

 

What? I'm not cool *runs away and cries*

 

Well, it's sure going to be difficult relinquishing you of that distinction, isn't it.

 

thank you mr english, dont know what we would have done without you...

 

It's okay, Kayla. You are cooler then me but I still love you anyways. You're not as cool as Paul Morphy though. Sorry.

 

No, sorry, you're just not cool

 

I guess you have me beat...

 

"english" should be spelt with a capital "E" and "mr" should be "Mr." Don't forget the punctuation mark.

 

Looks like it, don't it?

 

Why hasn't this thread been closed? This is ridiculous..... you guys should be ashamed of yourselves!

 

Why should it be closed--it's a place where everybody can heap their unjustified abuse on me and hence vent frustrations that otherwise would be directed towards family and friends, if they have any.