at least i'm not...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i've noticed a lot of people saying they're depressed or unhappy with their life (you happy people can "play" too) and they have various reasons (including myself). i'd like to know what makes you "happy" that you are not.. such as

    at least i'm not starving in a 3rd world country..

    but i wanna see what you'd try and do to change it if you were... such as

    i'd write/call/protest my government to feed me
     
  2. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    at least im not a bum, beggin for change to get more alcohol


    id drink/chug/bong a beer in front of a hobo anyday
     
  3. steffan

    steffan puffin

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    I'm pretty happy in general,at least I'm not an elephant proctologist

    if I where in a third world country I would sell the location weapons of mass distruction to the white house, point them to an old septic tank and move to america
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Probing a pachyderm's polyps is a positively pissy profession.
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    at least i'm not old and dying

    if i was i'd search for the fountain of youth
     
  6. dylanzeppelin

    dylanzeppelin daydream believer

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    at least i'm not cold homeless and alone.
     
  7. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

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    At least I'm not a person who is unable to receive education.
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    At least I am not Boogabah, so I can reach the cookies on top of the fridge without a ladder
     
  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    at least i'm not crummy, cus then i'd have to wear shoes

    but i'd cut my legs off so i had no more feet
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    At least I'm not getting anally penetrated by Jesus.
     
  11. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

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    at least I'm not a rich bastard, I have nothing to feel guilty about, and I share what I do have.
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    boots, I never have to wear shoes, I only have to wear boots.
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    boots are for weirdos

    at least i'm not a quadraplegic..
    but if i was i'd learn to use my teeth,tounge and lips to paint.
     
  14. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

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    or you could just use your paws now
     

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