at least i'm not...

i've noticed a lot of people saying they're depressed or unhappy with their life (you happy people can "play" too) and they have various reasons (including myself). i'd like to know what makes you "happy" that you are not.. such as

at least i'm not starving in a 3rd world country..

but i wanna see what you'd try and do to change it if you were... such as

i'd write/call/protest my government to feed me

 

at least im not a bum, beggin for change to get more alcohol


id drink/chug/bong a beer in front of a hobo anyday

 

I'm pretty happy in general,at least I'm not an elephant proctologist

if I where in a third world country I would sell the location weapons of mass distruction to the white house, point them to an old septic tank and move to america

 

Probing a pachyderm's polyps is a positively pissy profession.

 

at least i'm not old and dying

if i was i'd search for the fountain of youth

 

at least i'm not cold homeless and alone.

 

At least I'm not a person who is unable to receive education.

 

At least I am not Boogabah, so I can reach the cookies on top of the fridge without a ladder

 

at least i'm not crummy, cus then i'd have to wear shoes

but i'd cut my legs off so i had no more feet

 

At least I'm not getting anally penetrated by Jesus.

 

at least I'm not a rich bastard, I have nothing to feel guilty about, and I share what I do have.

 

boots, I never have to wear shoes, I only have to wear boots.

 

boots are for weirdos

at least i'm not a quadraplegic..
but if i was i'd learn to use my teeth,tounge and lips to paint.

 

or you could just use your paws now