At least I have a big penis

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    when things arent going my way and I feel blue, i drop trou and wank my hickory smoked sausage and it puts a big smile on my face again.
     
  2. You may have a big penis, but I have a small girlfriend.
     
  3. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    what's his name?
     
  4. HippyLove

    HippyLove Visitor

    well I am glad something gets you through the day
     
  5. Inflatable Harry.
     
  6. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    racheal ray is a small girl too!
     
  7. Who is she anyway?
     
  8. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i could have a big penis if i wanted one..
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    So...
    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
     
  11. She could be quite cute, but she looks too 'glamourous' aka fake.
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Why are they on sale this week. Wholesale wankers I got ta thank ya. ;)
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    ahahaha i know some websites that sell all sizes of penis' for not much at all
     
  14. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

    I have always heard that "those who brag, lack!"
     
  15. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    good question..


    big compared to what?
     
  16. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I had myself some German sausage multiple times this weekend, and it definitely brought a smile to my face. :p

    I could go for some more, but I've got to wait until he gets home from work. :(


     
  17. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    Isn't german sausage called bratwurst?
     
  18. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Yes actually, I think it is. But I don't like that word. :p
     
  19. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    You'll have to throw your foot up on the table like Detective Goren or I just won't believe you lol.
     

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