At least I have a big penis

when things arent going my way and I feel blue, i drop trou and wank my hickory smoked sausage and it puts a big smile on my face again.

 

You may have a big penis, but I have a small girlfriend.

 

what's his name?

 

well I am glad something gets you through the day

 

Inflatable Harry.

 

racheal ray is a small girl too!

 

Who is she anyway?

 

She is a goddess!!!

 

i could have a big penis if i wanted one..

 

So...
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

 

She could be quite cute, but she looks too 'glamourous' aka fake.

 

Why are they on sale this week. Wholesale wankers I got ta thank ya.

 

ahahaha i know some websites that sell all sizes of penis' for not much at all

 

I have always heard that "those who brag, lack!"

 

good question..


big compared to what?

 

I had myself some German sausage multiple times this weekend, and it definitely brought a smile to my face.

I could go for some more, but I've got to wait until he gets home from work.

 

Isn't german sausage called bratwurst?

 

Yes actually, I think it is. But I don't like that word.

 

You'll have to throw your foot up on the table like Detective Goren or I just won't believe you lol.