asteroid to hit earth tomorrow

well 500 feet of asteroid hitting somewhere in the pacific northwest would probably instantly kill thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people.

then knowing jet stream patterns the fallout will almost certainly effect the weather of much of the united states if not the world for months or years to come.. just look at the effects of mount saint helen,then multiply that by 100...

would make life interesting for sure.

 

I'm an apocalyptic. I hope it does get rid of some of you people. No offense.

 

not an end of the world either, just a global shift in consciousness and phase

 

Dont worry...We feel the same way about you.

 

It'd be funny, and a tad appropriate, if it fell on Texas.

 

It would be appropriate if it fell anywhere in the USA.
And very funny.

 

Unless it's Oklahoma.

That would be lame... since there's only a 0.000000001% chance of it actually hitting something.

 

I am still gonna hide in my secret underground base. Just in case....
Cause I dont wanna die. My life is just way too important.

 

The way you flirt with me is shameless Piaf.

 

My secret base is my bathroom.

I have enough water in there to last me for years.

 

Well I just cant help myself. I have a thing for arrogant guys with an accent.

 

Youu're stupid...Now its not a secret base anymore.

 

I'm legendarily humble.

 

Ummm...sure.
And I am sweet and nice.

 

It's a secret as long as you don't know where my bathroom is.

It could just be on the moon.

Try to reach it!

 

I know. And lovely. Without sounding cliched You're kinda my dream girl Piaf.

 

But I am too small to reach the moon.
I'd rather hide in my secret underground base.

 

What can I say...I am just that kinda gal !
You know...a stupid one that actually believes a guy who's talking shit.

 

Just think about it. I think about you a lot.

 

Well, atleast you have a sense of humour.