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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheMistress, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Ohh, I thought it might be the aftermath of a completely mind blowing orgasm.

    Have you ever had an orgasm that made you realise what you really were- like you felt your true self because of it, and it carries into the words you speak and motions you make for your whole life?
     
  2. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    what's your favorite animal to have sex with?
     
  3. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    Thats a disturbing thought.
     
  4. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    Yes. Its fun!
     
  5. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    can you talk like a robot....
     
  7. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    No. But its affected me for an hour or so...not the rest of my life. I find that everytime I cum its like it was my first time.
     
  8. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    No. I cannot.**uses a mechanical tone**
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha
    did you ever own any Popples...
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    does your dishwasher sometimes come up with a random odd sock at the end of its cycle?
     
  11. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    yes, doesn't everyones?
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I dont own a dishwasher....



    so is it the clothes washer or the dreyer that actually eats the socks?
     
  13. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    fuck, you tricked me!!! ARRRG
     
  14. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    why the mistress?
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    oh..I figured you answered my question, well, will you answer them both now?
     
  16. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    Ppl in highschool gave me the nickname b/c I dressed like a gothic slut and would wear lingerie to school and out as everyday cloths. I also like D&B so The Mistress was born!!
     
  17. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    The other question I didnt answer b/c I was upset that you tricked me. But in response I think its the person doing the laudry that lost the sock and only realizes it afterwards when puttting the cloths away.
     
  18. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    JERK!!!

    lol. j/k, I have to admit I was a little pissed tho. Heron asked me if he could use my idea...you just used it...damn my ideas are just that good aren't they?
     
  19. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    I am almost sexy.. you look sexy.. Do sexy woman look at almost sexy men. I ask because i noticed some sexy woman looking at me today.. noticed being the operative word, as i would not normaly look past a quick glance i caught several actualy taking a second look. This might have been 'what the fuck' but i aint all that bad. I think it is a lack of confidence on my part not to engage in 'interaction' and catching people eye i.e flirting etc ...

    I hope like the rest of us sexy woman have the same unique 'eye of the beholder' mentality please say this is so...
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    The Mistress, Is that a mirror in you pocket would you hold it aginst me?

    Wait, I think I messed that up. [​IMG]

    You like Drum and Bass? Thats aweomse, who do you like? You ever heard timecode?
     

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