Ask the person below you the third

Yes ... they're way too few and far between


Have you ever slept in a bus shelter?

 

No-but one night in Arbroath,a group of us did once move one around 200 feet down the road to see what would happen. Our c.o. got a call complaining about it next day-but he just laughed it off. [ He was a bloody good bloke;he knew perfectly well who'd done it.]

Have you ever wondered what the inventor of the stiletto heel was thinking?

 

i have seen articles and videos about them and it never once crossed my mind.

whats your favorite movie made after 2010?

 

I've never watched a movie made after 2010


Was Justinian one of the goodies or one of the baddies?

 

I never heard of any justinian.

Whats your favorite feature on your car?

 

The engine

How far east can you go before heading west?

 

Forever...if i had a boat.

Who is your favorite athlete?

 

Definitely me. LOL

(Although I'm not much of an athlete these days)

If it has to be somebody else, then Eddie Edwards. I don't care that he came last ... somebody always has to come last ... and he broke the British ski jump record, so it's better than any Brit has ever done before. That deserves respect.

What sports have you taken part in?

 

Blindfolded freestyle ferret-wrestling.


What's the highest you've ever jumped?

 

Slightly lower than the bar


Scissors or Fosbery Flop?

 

There should be no mat so the flop would be risky. So i will say scissors

Was beachball a high jumper? And if so how high?

 

Not much of a one, I'm afraid. I can't remember how high I got ... about 1 metre 25 I think it was. Always scissors. I was shown how to Fosbery, but I never managed it. (My main event was 400 metre hurdles)


Have you ever done the pole vault?

 

Yes, And he was VERY annoyed about it!


what's your preferred fruit juice?

 

Orange ... usually drunk at 50:50 dilution with water, which is isotonic


Do you collect anything? If so, what?

 

Yes. 'Isotonic' orange juice!


WHY?

 

Yes

What's for breakfast?

 

pumpkin beer.

if i dont wake up till 9pm and then i eat less than an hour after would that be breakfast because i just woke up or would it be dinner because of the time. and then when would lunch be? if you say time dictates type of meal then what is my second meal since i sleep when most people eat lunch?

 

Breakfast is the pabulum with which you break your fast. Your fast is the long period wherein you go without eating because you happen to be sleeping. Therefore ... yes.


Are you happy?

 

Yes very happy

When was the last time you had an orgasm

 

What's an orgasm?


Did you have any snowball fights last winter?