Ask the person below you the third

A joke

if you had the magical ability to produce ofspting with any other life form (on this planet) what would it be?

 

a kid in Kansas

have you ever been arrested

 

no

do you have a cousin named Jennifer

 

maybe, i have a big family on my fathers side that i am not in touch with..but i dont think so.

do you play any video games?

 

nah

is there someone in your life you're jealous of

 

why be jelous, when you could have love fore all?

what was the wierdest part of your dream last night?

 

if i'd known you were going to ask that, i'd have made an effort to remember my dream but i forgot it

who is the oldest person you know

 

personally my uncle who is about 64, i know people that have to be older but i never asked thier age.

whats the best starwars and which is the worst?

 

i only saw the 1st one and the one where Luke Skywalker found out Darth Vader is his father. if i saw any other starwars movies i can't remember so i can't really give an acurate rating. i know someone who's last name is starwas so he's prolly the best.

do you hate anyone

 

Yep. If he ever grows a pair and finds enough spine to face me,I'll do life.


Have you ever played 'chopsticks' on a piano

 

with my granddaughter

what was the last thing you made

 

A pot of espresso! JUST made it,Jo!-mmmmm,sniff that rich aroma. God's own essence...



Have you a pencil/pen and paper to hand 'just in case'?

 

do you mean in hand? well i keep one at my desk and in my car and in my locker at work, so i could say yes but there has been times when i was away that i could have used one and didnt have it. the cell phone is great for taking notes though.

why does this thread go days without a reply then it has 5 in an hour sometimes?

 

Because when someone bumps it a bunch of people see it and reply.

Would you wear a sweater made of dog wool?

 

maybe it depends on what it looks like

when was the last time you saw someone one else naked

 

two weeks before the last day of summer.

what do you do to keep warm when there is no heat source?

 

huddle with my friends like penguins, it works!

last inanimate object you spoke to?

 

i was emptying a beer bottle from last night into the toilet and got splashed on so i called the bottle a damn fuck, then took a shower real quick.

when was the last time you bathed in any way with some sort of clothing on?

 

are flip/flops clothing? if so this summer

Do you like to drive

 

usually but not more than an hour at a time and not in any kind of traffic.

whats the last vinyl record you remember buying?