Ask the person below you the fifth

It depends whether my wife Is with me or not. And whether or not I'm prepared to admit being lost.

Do you like to play sports?

 

Not really ... but I do like being active


Do you wear a hat? If so, what kind?

 

Baseball caps. I got all different kinds. Just got my spurs championship hat in the mail yesterday.

What kind of lawnmower do yee got

 

No idea, I don't use it

Do you find the click clack sound of heeled shoes mesmerizing?

 

I dont know if thats the right word but when its in a hallway there is an interesting echo.

Can you go home if there is no work or do you clock watch?

 

If there is no work (which is never) I could go but my pay would be docked

Have you ever been in a physical fight?

 

More than I can count. More of them were out of anger before I was 20. Most after 20 were in the ring.

Do you like to go fishing?

 

Yes I do but I never catch anything.

What is your favourite fish to eat?

 

You can't beat a good Arbroath Smokie. Mmmmmmmmm


Same question, but shellfish.

 

Blue swimmer crab, we used to rake so many of these when we were kids.

Do you eat mushrooms?

 

Yes! The legal ones, lol.

Do you like bean sprouts (any kind)?

 

wait..is alfalfa a bean sprout? because that shit is awesome. i dont see it much anymore though. but i have to say kidney, black eye peas, lima, and all similar beans are pretty inedible to me.

would you share the most embarrassing ailment you have had?

 

One time I thought I had herpes, but it turned out to be a reaction to something and was just irritation. I was in college and apparently I touched something that cause a place on my body with less thick skin some problems. The doctor on campus was a female and that made it worse. Lesson learned...always wash hands before and after handling your weenus.

Do you like the smell of fresh cut garlic?

 

Yeah ... love it.


how many generations back do you know your family names?

 

One

Would you rather work in the morning or afternoon?

 

When possible I like to start circa 0.300 and work until no later that 14.00



If stretch limos are so great,how come every time one passes me someone's trying to climb out the roof?

 

usualy full of drunken girls..what do you expect? lol

why are electric ciggs not blowing peoples lips off?

 

It's all in the suction....look,hold this...that's right-now,suck gently.....SEE?




Ok-who's dirty mind WASN'T thinking 'electric ciggy'?

 

iminmyunderwear

whats the last purchase you regret not getting

 

None. If I want something I usually buy it.

When was the last time you bought new shoes?