Ask the person below you the fifth

I like seaside heights.
Vegas was the best single vacation I have had though.

What's the best cold cut meat.

 

That's a difficult one ... but I'm very partial to a nice bit of tongue

why do I feel so listless?

 

Cos you

cos ur Back here !
Whats the best time to plant Taters ?

 

when you've got some

Why should being here make me feel listless?

 

It shouldn't, the fact that you like tongue should.

What was the last directions booklet you read?

 

The A-to-Z of words...[really boring bit around L/M]

What prat decided aftershave should sting?!?

 

A woman mad at her husband.

What's the best kind or brand of water?

 

fresh spring water drunk at source

Why are men always seeking to shift the blame for everything onto women? (Bet it was a man who invented aftershave in the first place ... never mind the razor blade ... and besides, until you've experiences waxing your legs, you're hardly in any position to complain ... )

 

I don't think they do.

What's for lunch?

 

Lunch was a meat pie, yummy too..

Why do you have your dinner at tea time, and we have ours at lunch time?

 

I have no set time for dinner. And I don't even know when tea time is.

Do you have a garden gnome or anything close to such a nic nac

 

Nothing remotely similar. (I have a cherry tree, though ... )


wine or beer?

 

Wine.

Walking in the rain, or tanning by a pool?

 

I refuse to answer such a false dichotomy. I'll have them both in due season.

How many times have you retired?

 

Zero.

In general, what is your favorite foreign cuisine?

 

Potato pizza.

What's the best invention in the last 20 years?

 

Blu tooth boom box

Would you play loud music while riding a bike?

 

On a trail.

What's the best sports movie?

 

Field of Dreams

what poor sod got the job recycling used toilet paper???

 

A failed plumber.

Do you go to any local businesses even though you could save money if you went to a big box store or online?