Ask the person below you ANYTHING

My motorcycle gloves. Mixture of kevlar and carbon,£65 [around £70] worth every penny.


How do you re-string an air guitar?


Oh-sorry shroom-slow typing,here.

 

Nothing. Relationships are pointless.

What is your favorite episode of House, M.D.?

 

I have no idea

When did you last pee

 

A few minutes ago. Coffee.

Have you ever killed an animal other than an insect?

 

Never saw a whole episode.

Whats the most comical way you have gotten hurt or injured?

 

Edit;Douple post stupid phone with shit internet

Re edit: I work in a chicken factory so its far from uncommon for me to kill a chicken.

 

Falling down the steps rushing to get to a staff meeting. It's funny because I was the very last person to arrive and everyone else was already seated. So they all were able to witness me going down step by step. I got up brushed myself off , and limped to a seat avoiding eye contact. :blush5: :smilielol5:

What will you do when you reached retirement?

 

The same thing I am doing right now.

Have you ever considered killing someone?

 

I just got this one a couple days ago. Yes.

Whats the worst sport?

 

Golf

Whose your fav. comedian?

 

Romney.

Have you ever laughed at the expense of another's pain?

 

Yes

Do you think your funny

 

No-just misunderstood. [sob]


have you ever tried a diet that actually worked?

 

*you're*
yes

Have you considered how silly you are?

 

Nope but I've only tried once

When was the last time you cried

 

Just now.

Have you ever considered how silly you are?

 

Im not. Your silly. You and you're silly questions.

Do they all want to be queen?

 

In all fairness, Freddie Mercury made some great tunes.

Ever love someone who wasn't who they implied they were?

 

Not that I know of. I wanted to get to know someone better that fit that description though.

What should I name the next ask anything thread?