Ask Stereotypical Christian Anything

do you resent Jews??

 

Influential Harmony, if God wanted people who gave a pain in the butt he woulda kept Satan around.

 

Busmama, it's called a trinity. Don't confuse it with the threeways you like to have.

 

Libertine,Mocha colored? Get outta the Starbucks and into the church you communist loving no gooder.

 

Varuna, turn Christian. If God wanted you to care about politics he would've made you smarter.

 

Not as much as I resent teenage girls who dress like they just walked off the set of a hip hop video. Here's a little advice...Clothes are your friend.

 

Dear Mr. Christian.

I consider myself to be a Christian, but I consider only the Gospels (both new testament and Gnositc) to be the word of God. The rest of the New testament Paul &c. is as much the word of God as the nutritional information on a twinkie wraper. Am I'm going to hell or will I be okay?

 

Hi, I'm Professor Jumbo and I like to make up my own rules! You know where I'm going? Hell.

 

Well I got the rubber suit - I'm wearing it now - but for some reason they wouldn't let me into church.I'll try the other end of town they might not mind in there..

 

I never really renamed myself (although I have and am considering it) so thus no shame on my mama. And I don't think she'd care anyways.

 

Paddler, go to an Episcopalian Church. They'll let anybody in there.

 

Rayne, talking to you reminds me of the resurrection. I nail you with an insult and you don't comeback for three days.

 

OH! BURN! lol

Someone here's got a little wit about them!

 

do you ever get lonely?

 

Dear Mr. Stereotypical Christian:

What makes YOU laugh?

If God is Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent and Omnibenevolent (and Omnitranscendant) then doesn't he also love a good Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh, Zoroastrian, Rastafarian, Jain, Shaman, Wiccan or any other non-Christian?

Jai Vishnu

Peace and Love

 

Dear Incorrect Katrina Survivor,

Prithee, what exactly makes you a "Stereotypical Christian"? Do you have an extra stick up your ass or are you thinking about Mary Magdalene again?

No, seriously...

 

No, I don't get lonely. There's always people in the clinics saying loud things and gesturing at me.

 

Varuna, how nice of you to make a post where you can say the word Omni a whole bunch. What makes me laugh is when people use big words to tell me other people beside
Christians are going to heaven. LOL That's a good one.

 

Zoomie...Read the first post. Take your meds. It'll be okay. One day you'll find a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or slower sheep.