Ask Me a Question

*inserts marijuana*

Do you have a penis?

 

*thank you*
NO

 

::fortune telling machine magically turns on by itself::

 

do you believe in ghosts ?

 

yes, but do they believe in me?

 

do you wipe your ass with your right hand or your left?

 

Ask a question, Any question, but a question not about me

 

why dose mike think he's hotter than me ?:rofl:

 

He'd rather play, than say it's you
it's true
you're hotter, you knew

 

is it true that these question machines are defective?

 

No

 

your easy ta believe in

 

hmmmm

*reads fine print*

insert marijuana to get the answer you want to hear

yup this machines on take, we need to send it back for repairs.

 

I'm feeling high, feeling low
Isn't there something you care to know?

 

Was Rip Taylor involved in 9/11?

 

if questions about you are prohibited, doesn't that mean that we can't ask "any question?"

 

OK here we go,

*Inserts quarter* and *Inserts quarter* again for the last question asked

are we, as a world, approaching difficult times in near future?

 

you don't have to humor me
you're a jester, I'm a gypsy
we won't make sense of what we'll see

 

Game over.

 

How old will I be when I die?