Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

"cuz they tire of hoooooooo all the time.

What's the differance in a duck?

 

it dose'nt look a bit like an elephant

how come pigs can't fly ?

 

we ate all their wings

why are blueberries blue?

 

to justify their name.

Are you a centaur?

 

Yes, without the horse part.

Dots or feathers?

 

Dotty Feathers.

Why did the triceratops cross the railway tracks?

 

ta meet their friends ta go clubbin' :rofl:

whats the difference between a black cat an a grey cat ?

 

one lives with a witch.

why do monkeys eat bananas?

 

Because bananas make terrible push-brooms.

Why don't fish bark or meow or something?

 

cos their memory span is only 15seconds at a time, an they forget that their a fish sometimes

why are clouds grey ?

 

because they're miserable about being cold and wet all the time

why do wheels go round?

 

cos they love canivals

how come stars shine?

 

Because no one comes by to powder their noses.

What is the purpose of Poison Ivy?

 

to make people scratch

why are'nt cobwebs called spider webs ?

 

''Cob'' is a little known term for spider that originated in the small south pacific island of Zenebel Gonobi. Thus, Cobweb.


If you're in a falling lift ( elevator ) and you jump just as it hits the ground, assuming it remains in one piece....do you get hurt?

 

No. If you're 6 feet tall--you will be only 5'2" afterwards and need to learn to ask others to get items off top shelves for you. No prob.

Why is sex so popular these days?

 

so cob means spider. how interesting.thank you peril for that informative enlightenment

just hope it crashes while you feet are still in the air.ha! ha!

do falling lifts have open doors ?

 

sorry scrat.overlap

 

Corn on the spider?

 

is that a question ? ha! ha!