Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

To get some sleep or to close our eyes

Why are we awake during the Day?

 

Because our skin actually consists of millions of solar panels, so we need to be awake in the day to recharge.

Why are some trees taller than others?

 

It's nature's way of instilling stupid questions in human brains.


Why do people have two legs?

 

I thought they have 3

What have I got in my pocket?

 

a gold plated vibrator.

Where do babies come from?

 

Some of them from Burkina Faso, the rest from Ulan Bataar.


Why does a day have 24 hours?

 

Because 2 days have 48 hours, and 24 is half of 48.

Why is the sky blue?

 

So you can see the white clouds better.


Why does the sun shine?

 

So the clouds have something to obscure.


Will the world end in December 2012?

 

Yes.


Why are bottles made of glass?

 

Because concrete didnt work so well.


When will aliens land on earth?

 

they already have. I'm living proof.

Where did AIDS REALLY come from?

 

You know that time you went to the jungle and woke up surrounded by gorillas? Well........


What are golf balls made from?

 

From retired footballs.


Why is the internet so big?

 

It can haz abnormal pituitary gland


Why does everything tend towards itself before everything else?

 

because everything loves itself more

What gives you the right?

 

Nuffing gave me the right-I took it.


Why isn't salad cream green?

 

Because then it would remind people of snot and no one likes to eat snot.

Who do you think you are?

 

I think I'm an average blond guy

in the future, will everything work?

 

Most things will work in the future but the ingredients in future toothpaste will melt toothbrushes.


Why can't I have a pet elephant?