Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

keep them

why is'nt the grass purple ?

 

Because the dog hasn't peed on it yet
What am I thinking that you should do with those 2 fingers?

 

a f off sign

why am i smoking so heavy ?

 

Because you're trying to decide what to do with me on the sexual word association thread
Why did the Irish girl cross the road?

 

ta help a struggling chicken

wheres my lighter ?

 

It fell in your cleavage
May I remove it? (please)

 

no
would you like ta be removed from the face of planet earth ?

 

No, I'd like to remove your lighter
Did you find your lighter yet?

 

yes

why are the trees blowing ?

 

trees needs love too.
how much?

 

leaves of it

do trees like hugs ?

 

No....

Do you like monsters?

 

only monster munches. there crisps.yum!

do you like crisps ?

 

Crisps are inhabited by billions of tiny Crispians, so no way.

Do you like milk?

 

Only with cookies.

Do you like cookies?

 

maybe. let me check with my stomach first

Who like alcohol?

(p.s. drunk as shit right now)

 

A nice cold beer is always good.

Why do dogs sniff each other?

 

simple. there checking each other for worms

is water any good?

(lol i dont know)

 

Good if your a fish

Have you ever gone drunk tipping?

 

Only when sober


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