Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

cos ya put it into a coloured mix wash by mistake

why can you never find a pen when you need one ?

 

It's all part of the microsoft conspiracy. They've programmed them all to run and hide, so you'll just HAVE to use a computer instead.

Why do chips taste so much better if you dip them in mayonnaise?

 

Cos they taste like chips... but with mayonnaise on!

Why do people get hangovers?

 

Because goats don't.


Why is the sky blue?

 

cos it did'nt want ta be green like the grass

why is oxegen invisible ?

 

It isn't. It's just your eye's aren't properly tuned to see it.


Why is chicken supreme?

 

So they can rulle the world.

Why do so many things taste like chicken?

 

Because chicken tastes like so many other things


Why is it that whenever I think of a good answer to a question on this thread, I can't think of a good question; and whenever I think of a good question, I can't think of a good answer to the outstandign question?

 

is it because it's a outstanding question ?

 

I think maybe you're getting your threads confused, Roamy.


What are the others ways to skin a cat??? (Just name me one, that'll be fine ...)

 

Simple-hold cat by tail-flick it vigorously.

[don't try this at home,children]


why is what I have called a 'cold',when I have a raging temperature??

[I don't feel at all well-sympathy would be appreciated]

 

GET WELL SOON PUGGY!!!!!

Probably for the same reason that noses run whilst feet smell.


If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, what's the road to Heaven paved with?

 

knackered Halos.

Do noses run in your family?

 

dont we have feet for that

how many legs does a spider have ?

 

less than a squid!


What nasty sod decided on 'lisp' ?

 

the lisp inventer

how many points does a triangle have ?

 

less than a dodecahedron

can you have too many eggs?

 

all depends on how big your basket is. ha! ha!

can you have too many cups a tea ?

 

Oh most definitely! Especially if you've got a long car journey ahead of you.


What's for supper?

 

whatever my puggybear would like

whats the difference between a gem an a piece a plastic ?