Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

They are-but they've learned to disguise it as crunchiness!


Why don't they just make spaghetti shorter?

 

cos then they'd hav to call it spag.

why dont they make summer longer ?

 

Coz you can't have a snowball fight in a heatwave.



why is 'dyslexia' so hard to spell?

 

cos it was evented by a complicated word inventer

why is the word why one of the most used words in the dictionary ?

 

It won the battle with 'how?'




who decided 'dictionary' was a sensible word anyway?

 

some dictator somewhere

what do octopses need so many arms for ?

 

So they can play croquet whils't shaving and waving to mum!



is a circle just a round square?

 

To scratch their heads with whilst pondering the question why humans need so few.


Why are the seats in the theatre called "stalls"??

 

cos their mixin' horses up with people

why do horses hate saddles ?

 

Cos they're even less comfortable than an under-wired bra.


Howcome seventeen had three syllables, but nineteen (which is bigger) only has two?

 

coz nineteen 'eight' one of seventeen's syllables!



why don't my chickens try to escape?

 

Why do you think? Have YOU ever tried escaping from a deep freeze, when you're already frozen?


Why is the way steaks are most commonly cooked called "rare"?

 

Coz very few people live through the E.Coli poisoning to tell of the danger of undercooked meat...so it SEEMS rare. [see?]



How does popcorn know when to pop?

 

It just does.

Why doesn't the Earth rotate the other way, so that the sun rises in the West and sets in the East?

 

Coz it would SEVERELY piss off the Japanese,who'd have to change their national flag to the SETTING sun.



Do you know ANYONE who's actually DISPOSED of a disposable lighter,rather than just lost it?

 

very few people i'd say

why does time never stand still ?

 

Because time has add

why does it rain down instead of up

 

cos the sky is short of rain magnets

is there hot water fish,like cold water fish ?

 

yes, they're usually found in seafood soup.

why do monkeys eat bananas?

 

Because they're not solid enough for monkey pleasure.

How do termites make their homes?