Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Because pink would be silly.

If there's light at the end of the tunnell whats at the end of the light?

 

Some geezer swearing coz his torch won't stay on unless he keeps his thumb on the switch.




Why did Batman call his sidekick Robin?
I mean-'You're about to be kicked to death by a Robin' just doesn't instil terror...

 

His other choice was Pansie.

What comes after infinity?

 

A really nice cup of Tea, and some of those 'Nice' biscuits...


What does the Moon smell of?

 

'Eagle' shit!

Why are spelling mistakes easier to type than the correkt spelinng?

 

cos keyboards get tired of political correctness

why do bulbs always blow when its dark ?

 

Male bulbs dont like to be blown by female bulbs in the light.

Why do birds sit on telephone wires?

 

They want to intercept your phone calls.

Why are elephants afraid of mice.

 

Because the mice know where the bodies are buried...


Why is the sea wet?

 

it's only wet if you touch it!


How come man invented the car,but it took a woman to invent the windscreen wiper?

 

without the woman, people would be crashing in the rain, and the snow. its pretty important too.

why do men have nipples?

 

So we have somewhere to hang our nipple rings from!


Who invented the question?

 

If people in America have to press 1 for English, do people in Mexico have to press 1 for Spanish?

 

No they have to press Uno.

What did Elenore Rigby do with the rice she picked up from the ground where the wedding had been?

 

she made rice cakes out of it

why do pressed flowers always look so pressed ?

 

Because there no longer depressed.

Are rice cakes food or packing material?

 

Yes.



When you're given a choice-how do you choose?

 

eenie meenie mynie moe

why do wee need to drink so much water?

 

Coz Dr Pepper is overpriced!


Why is the handle on this cup I'm using on the wrong side???

 

cos you dont like handles

why aren't carrots always rot-ten ?