Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

cos theres no smoke without fire

why are'nt green beans called long beans ?

 

the name long beans has already been taken by beans that are green and long.

why do people put bulldogs on skateboards or surfboards?

 

It's their fetish

Why don't people put canary's on skateboards or surfboards?

 

to guide them through the steets, an over the waves

why is'nt icecream called softcream ?

 

Because softcream is all warm and gooey.

Why do roosters crow? Wouldn't it be a more humorous start to the day if pigs crowed?

 

no, pigs are for cooking.

is it okay to pee in the pool?

 

Only if you swim in the toilet in return.

Does anybody else laugh at the Baby Ruth candy bar in the pool joke besides me.

 

what is that? Am i not holding in this fart?

Is my toilet plugged because i took a huge shit or wipe my ass to much from the runs?

 

yes, its quite possible.

was orange(the fruit) named after orange the color, or was the color orange named after the fruit which because its orange?

 

Yes.

Why aren't banana's called Yellows.

 

cos monkeys would get upset

do lifts ever get tired of goin' up an down all day ?

 

yes, especially mondays.

why do we say bless you to people who sneeze?

 

its just a habit they have

why do black eyes peas have eyes ?

 

Because ears would mess up their shape.

Why doesn't the dust bunny bring you a basket of goodies when you let them breed in your home?

 

Because the goodies would tickle your nose.

Would jellybeans be good in chili?

 

No.

What have you been smoking? lol

 

Um, Nothing?

Aren't these supposed to be silly querstions?

 

stupid questions.

why are there so many different named oranges ?

 

It's a plot by the government.

Were navel oranges developed for the Navy?

 

no ..bellydancers originally used them as props


why is the colour blue used to show things as cold?