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  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos theres no smoke without fire

    why are'nt green beans called long beans ?
     
  2. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    the name long beans has already been taken by beans that are green and long.

    why do people put bulldogs on skateboards or surfboards?
     
  3. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    It's their fetish

    Why don't people put canary's on skateboards or surfboards?
     
  4. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    to guide them through the steets, an over the waves

    why is'nt icecream called softcream ?
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because softcream is all warm and gooey.

    Why do roosters crow? Wouldn't it be a more humorous start to the day if pigs crowed?
     
  6. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    no, pigs are for cooking.

    is it okay to pee in the pool?
     
  7. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Only if you swim in the toilet in return.

    Does anybody else laugh at the Baby Ruth candy bar in the pool joke besides me.
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    what is that? Am i not holding in this fart?

    Is my toilet plugged because i took a huge shit or wipe my ass to much from the runs?
     
  9. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    yes, its quite possible.

    was orange(the fruit) named after orange the color, or was the color orange named after the fruit which because its orange?
     
  10. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Yes.

    Why aren't banana's called Yellows.
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos monkeys would get upset

    do lifts ever get tired of goin' up an down all day ?
     
  12. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    yes, especially mondays.

    why do we say bless you to people who sneeze?
     
  13. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    its just a habit they have

    why do black eyes peas have eyes ?
     
  14. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because ears would mess up their shape.

    Why doesn't the dust bunny bring you a basket of goodies when you let them breed in your home?
     
  15. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Because the goodies would tickle your nose.

    Would jellybeans be good in chili?
     
  16. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No.

    What have you been smoking? lol
     
  17. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Um, Nothing?

    Aren't these supposed to be silly querstions?
     
  18. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    stupid questions.

    why are there so many different named oranges ?
     
  19. RetiredHippie

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    It's a plot by the government.

    Were navel oranges developed for the Navy?
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    no ..bellydancers originally used them as props


    why is the colour blue used to show things as cold?
     
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