Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Hydrogen storage.

What will happen when Hell freezes over?

 

there'll be a new skating ring

why do frogs jump ?

 

Because when they crawl they get run over.

If train A leaves the station going west at 35MPH and train B leaves the staion going East at 35MPH where will they meet?

 

down south

whats cement made of ?

 

Old Cream of Wheat.

Why does Marmite remind of a small furry creature?

 

because you mixed it with shrooms

if a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to witness it, does it make a sound?
lol

 

It depends on whether it falls on its front or its back.

What do you call male ballerinas?

 

malerinas

why dont they make chicken wing shaped dipping sauce boxes for chicken wings?

 

Coz the buffalo wings would be SOOOOOO jealous!


If you bought a cardboard box on line-would it be delivered in a cardboard box?

 

no, in a very large envelope

why are'nt bumper cars called crashers?

 

Cos the inventor used up all his brainjuice on the idea and fucked it on the name.

What does a bear do?

 

shits in the woods

why do flys like poop?

 

cos their poop flys

do butterflys like butter ?

 

Yes.

How does a bee fly?

 

Magic.

Why do my feet smell?

 

Because your nose is mis-located.

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

 

Cos it takes one to know one.

When will we ever learn?

 

When we stop forgetting.

Why do we say an alarm is going off when actually it went on?

 

Because there's nothing so alarming that it stays that way.

Why do we forget?

 

Cos the Hip users smoke so much pot that the whole world is passively high.

Why is smoking indoors illegal in loads of places?