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  1. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Hydrogen storage.

    What will happen when Hell freezes over?
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    there'll be a new skating ring

    why do frogs jump ?
     
  3. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Because when they crawl they get run over.

    If train A leaves the station going west at 35MPH and train B leaves the staion going East at 35MPH where will they meet?
     
  4. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    down south

    whats cement made of ?
     
  5. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Old Cream of Wheat.

    Why does Marmite remind of a small furry creature?
     
  6. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    because you mixed it with shrooms

    if a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to witness it, does it make a sound?
    lol
     
  7. Aerianne

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    It depends on whether it falls on its front or its back.

    What do you call male ballerinas?
     
  8. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    malerinas

    why dont they make chicken wing shaped dipping sauce boxes for chicken wings?
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Coz the buffalo wings would be SOOOOOO jealous!


    If you bought a cardboard box on line-would it be delivered in a cardboard box?
     
  10. roamy

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    no, in a very large envelope

    why are'nt bumper cars called crashers?
     
  11. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Cos the inventor used up all his brainjuice on the idea and fucked it on the name.

    What does a bear do?
     
  12. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    shits in the woods

    why do flys like poop?
     
  13. roamy

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    cos their poop flys

    do butterflys like butter ?
     
  14. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Yes.

    How does a bee fly?
     
  15. uglypuppy

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    Magic.

    Why do my feet smell?
     
  16. Aerianne

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    Because your nose is mis-located.

    Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
     
  17. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    Cos it takes one to know one.

    When will we ever learn?
     
  18. Aerianne

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    When we stop forgetting.

    Why do we say an alarm is going off when actually it went on?
     
  19. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    Because there's nothing so alarming that it stays that way.

    Why do we forget?
     
  20. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Cos the Hip users smoke so much pot that the whole world is passively high.

    Why is smoking indoors illegal in loads of places?
     
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