Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Because you should've gone to Radio Rentals.


Why won't my car start?

 

cos it dose'nt feel like drivin'.

why is'nt day called night ?

 

If it was we'd be confused.

What would happen if you succeded in dividing by Zero?

 

i'd be an amazing accountant

what colour are a white horses eyebrows ?

 

They don't have any, there all tattoed on.

Why are lemons still sour when you add sugar?

 

cos they were never sweet to begin with

why do people keep tellin' dogs to sit ?

 

cos there aren't enough subs to go round


why is vodka so moreish?

 

cos you like it

why is there so many different shapes ?

 

There aren't. It just seems that way.


Why is pi irrational?

 

Because pi are round not square.

Speaking of pie, whats your favorite.

 

Gorgonzola and Cadmium....you cant beat it.

What did the lion say to the dinosaur?

 

"Are you late,or am I early?"



What is it about lycra that makes out-for-a-ride cyclists want to wear it?

 

It detracts from their silly helmets.

Why can't I think of a question?

 

Because you have exceeded your stupid quota for the day.

If I come up with a question, does that mean I'm still stupid?

 

Irrelevant, you're stupid either way.

Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill???

 

Sheer stupidity.

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

 

they ask to see his pubes. cause the curtains always match the drapes.

how many licks does it take to reach the tootsie center of a tootsie pop?

 

Hmm;that's a very 'Europeans-excluded' type of question...you're not a WACIST,perchance???



wotdafuk'sa tootsie pop???????????????????????? [he asked,in flawless European]

 

Tootsie pop is the american term for a road accident. God knows why they want to lick them....these yanks are strange


If a hot water bottle has cold water in, does it become a cold water bottle?

 

no just a bottle with a broken heater in it

whats an empty plastic bag for ?