Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

A Dead tree.

Why do geese fly in a V formation?

 

cos v stands for victory in unity

do you ever find it hard ta think up stupid questions ?

 

LOL, YES.

Why are stupid questions stupid?

 

cos their stupid. ha! ha!

why are stupid answers stupid ?

 

Because they make clowns laugh.

Why are some kids afraid of clowns?

 

cos of their makeup

why do some people feel freeer when their wearing masks ?

 

Gives them somthing to hide behind.

Why do bad typists look like bad spellers?

 

cos they spell everything backwards

why is fire dangerous ?

 

Because it has no substance.

Will I be chastised severely if I don't ask a stupid question?

 

certainly.shot on the stroke of dawn. ha! ha!

will i be in trouble if ask an unstupid question ?

 

Only if its about Ooompa Loompas

Was Willy Wonka really a serial killer?

 

Technically no because he only killed oompa loompas which are not considered human.

Should I eat those mushrooms?

 

Sure, then I'll know if there poisonous or not.

Is he dead yet?

 

No, but his legs are twitching a bit.

What happens if a relatively sane person takes anti-psychotic medication?

 

they become anti-sanecotic

if we fuck a fish.. will we have mermaid babies?

 

Wotcha mean, "WE"????
If it helps,my mate once fucked a Goldfish.
He hit it with a sledgehammer,THAT fucked it!


why is 'somewhere else' the place you always seem to have to be?

 

Because if you were someplace else you'd be there not here.

Are there Mermen?

 

no, just sharks

how many leaves on a plant

 

none at all if it's a plant my partner K's been looking after


Why are bluebells blue and greengages green?

 

their not,their white an yellow

why are zebras purple ?