Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

do you have a right of way sign ? ha! ha!

or are you mistaken those car wheels for my feet ?

 

I am quite sure I would know the difference between your pretty feet and some steel belted radials.

Why does Roamy blush so red when we start talking about her feet?

 

Beacause she's got five of them ... and five legs. (Her knickers fit her like a glove, though :mickey

Why do I possess so many books that I never read?

 

Because you secretly want to be featured on Hoarders.

Why do dogs scrape there feet when they do their duty.

 

they're trying to grow a tree.

why do little dogs always try to attack the bigger dogs

 

cos their tryin' ta make them smaller

why are nettles green ?

 

Because their, um, let's see, Um, whattsa nettle?

 

A nettle is something people say when they cant spell Kettle properly.

why did the pot call the kettle black?

 

cos the sugar bowl told lies

why was the crack so good in crikle wood ha! ha!

 

Because their, um, let's see, Um, whattsa crikle wood?

 

is'nt it crinkly wood ?

 

Sorry i get that a lot, but no it really is my penis.

Whats that over there?

 

It's one of those.

What would happen if light travelled backwards?

 

Yes, but only up until dark.

What do you call male Lady Bugs?

 

menlymen bugs

why is it so easy to be lazy?

 

cos your lazy button is switched on

how many steering wheels are in a car ?

 

3, 2 to turn and 1 to turn them. Unless you have 4 wheel steer then there's 5.

Are there Rednecks in Europe?

 

no they all live on pluto

how long is a swans neck ?

 

Long enough to reach it's head.

Are swans and giraffes related?

 

ya, second cousins

whats a wooden door made of ?