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Pie or toast?

 

Toasted Pie-sorted!

How come they're steps when they're outside,but stairs when they're inside?

 

It's anti-drug propaganda.. stairs and steps.. its all a state of mind maaaaannnnnnn

Why are there doggy doors but not pussy portals?

 

coz pussy portals persuade you to peruse portrayals of plump passionate pultitrude. . . . and that can be VERY bad for your eyes!!




where did I leave my specs. . . ??

 

Next to the toilet, where you do your important reading.

Is is Platypusses or Platypi?

 

Yes.


you do realise it wasn't me you waved to,don't you?

 

No...

Who did I flash?

 

your mom

what does everything taste like chicken?

 

Because onions would be gross.

Where do you get the ideas for your ideas?

 

From my copy of 'How To have Ideas'. [I've no idea where I got it]


why does the other queue always move faster?

 

thats not a queue.it's a runaway train

what colour is light ?

 

Sort of like a rainbow,but a bit quicker.



if you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed,why can't you just be whelmed?

 

Because being merely whelmed does not register on the scale.

What would you do for a Kondike Bar?

 

Er....prospect for gold?



What does the Moon actually DO during the day?

 

It makes more cheese.

How deep is your love?

 

How deep can you take it,Toots?




Will you please keep the noise down,as I'm going to bed?

 

I thought you loved it loud. Have you changed your mind?

 

My mind is constantly changing.


Are there kitty cats on mars?

 

Yes and they move about the surface of the planet in tubes much like a Habitrail Hamster environment.

What do Cicada's spend their time doing when they are underground?

 

they lay cables for Viacom

where do shooting stars land?