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how many legs has a spider ?

 

Far too fucking many.

What if Eagles had the ability to kill with a laser from their eyes?

 

Back to the tinfoil hat.

What if you were offered a chance to sail off to the South Pacific on a 60 foot sailboat?

 

I'd do it.

Are you offering, Scratcho?

 

I wish--'cuz I would too.

Do chickens have balls??

 

not as big as mine

wheres my lighter gone ?

 

Same place as doughnut holes and smoke rings.

How should I have sex next time I get a chance?

 

with 100percent sexy,sensual,erotic passion

was is day called day an night called night ?

 

Because the people who made up words were busy having sex and really didn't care what anything was called.

Why are some people not content to merely have an anus, but feel that they must personify the word with every part of their being?

 

Umm, cause, I'm a buttface...



Why do we care about time?

 

Because, once someone got really impatient waiting on someone else and made up the concept.

Why are there rings around Uranus?

 

I was sitting on the toilet for a long time...


H, Then P.. If not P.. then?

 

A....dah......if p is unavailable and h is finished then its time for a little 'a' action....really dirty girls do p then a and then h


how much vomit is acceptable when getting laid

 

Depends on the quantity of Jack Daniels involved.

Does anyone really care that Pluto has been demoted to the stature of a planetoid?

 

Yes, this totally throws off my horoscope. I'm now forecast to die a gruesome death at the hands of 2 rabid squirrels on the next Friday the 13th.

How many apples are in a bushel?

 

I'm sorry I only work in metric

how do we know dolphins are clever?

 

Their telepathic and are constantly beaming messages in our head.

Why is there only 1 female Smurf?

 

Because the male smurfs dont mind taking turns.


Do kilt wearing scots wear underwear?

 

Gawd I hope so.

Have you ever done the Safety Dance?

 

Who do I look like, Robocop?


Will you go about my day for me while I go back to bed?