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  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    do lungs need air?
     
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  3. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Yes or else there deflate

    why do men like big booty
     
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  5. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    More cushion for the pushin'

    Do former drill sergeants make terrible therapists ?
     
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  7. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    why do people ask stupid questions?
     
    roamy, Sep 6, 2011
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    triceratrops steroids?
     
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  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    yeah, then you can look like Arnie

    why do ducks float?
     
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    why do apples fall from trees ?
     
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  15. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Ducks float because they are full of helium.

    Apples fall from trees so that Issac Newton will have something to think about.

    Why is the word "it" sometimes so specific, such as in describing something previously mentioned; yet at other times so vague, as when used to describe someone whom we can't even ascertain the gender of?
     
    Aerianne, Sep 7, 2011
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  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Sometimes the word "It" can be used in substitution of a proper noun, such as when one is referring to someone or someting specific, but wants to be more cryptic about what they're referring to.

    What do you think lava tastes like?
     
    lunarverse, Sep 7, 2011
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  19. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    Like death warmed up.


    What's the square root?
     
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    It's probably in Madison Square :confused:

    Why do dogs go to heaven?
     
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    why do birds sing?
     
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    They're just talented.

    What colour is an orange?
     
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    what size is peanut?
     
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    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    It's a tenth of the size of my left nut.

    You do realize you're supposed to answer the question before asking one right ?
     
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    thats a pretty small peanut so.
    now ain'nt that a fact?
     
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  33. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Why is blue, blue
     
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    why are assholes assholes?
     
    roamy, Sep 7, 2011
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  37. Aerianne

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    Assholes are assholes because they drew the short straw when body parts were being assigned.

    Why do men have nipples?
     
    Aerianne, Sep 7, 2011
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  39. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    To stop the little bastards from crying while the jugs are being refilled.

    Why do horses not stand upright like normal people?
     
    Dejavu, Sep 8, 2011
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