Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Yes, because jealousy has nothing to do with native americans.


Do frogs have tits?

 

only when they liive on the street across fom each other.

why is china made in china ?

 

sorry scrat overlap again.

 

Of course frogs have tits. That's how young frogs eat.

If wheels started out square wouldn't they eventually end up round anyway?

 

ya if they did a lot a travellin'

why is'nt a p.c. mouse called a tracer ?

 

Because what fun would it be for cats then?

Why do flies vomit on you?

 

cos they ate bad food

if girl bees are called queen bees how come boy bees are'nt called king bees ?

 

Boi bees are called Queens too.

Why do yellow and blue make green?

 

cos we're short of colours

why do i always have no chocolate when i feel like it the most? ha! ha!

 

It's a conspiracy, Roamy!

Why do grasshoppers hop?

 

Mmmmmmm. who are the culprits ?

 

The culprits are the anti-chocolate corp.

Why do people have nightmares?

 

because they saw bad things

why do people have nice dreams ?

 

Because the sugar plum fairies are magnanimous like that.

Why don't I go to bed???

 

cos you think theres a moster hidin' in your room ha! ha!

why are'nt red berries called red berries like black berries are called black berries ?

 

because some people are racist against berries.

why doesnt my cellphone work downstairs?

 

cos its protesting against you keeping it up downstairs so late

why have cars only 4wheels ?

 

You've obviously never heard of my Wondrous 8 wheeled automobile that runs on nothing but happy thoughts and positive feelings.


Why did Buddha get so fat?

 

Coz his arse healed up so he couldn't fart.


How do clouds know when it's time to rain?

 

They get jolted by the lightening and it knocks the pee out of them.

Why do gun shots make dogs bark?