Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

No. It doesn't matter if you climb the front or rear part.

It's against murphy's law.

What happens when the sun goes cold?

 

Gingers get to sunbathe without burning.


Why do donkeys have such long ears?

 

And of course you expected an intelligent answer for omitting that important detail?

It's got to do with hormones.


Why is milk white?

 

[I've been told off by a ghost...eek!]

coz brown milk is called diarrhoea-not nice on yer cereals.



Why do bootlaces only ever snap when you're in a hurry?

 

It's a Nazi conspiracy.

Why is a Volkswagon Beetle called a bug?

 

It's easier to say than 'Eintitchypanzer'


Is there a special shop to buy those baseball caps with the peak at the back?

 

Those are all made in China, where the sun sets in the east.

Should I change the oil in my car? It has almost 250,000 miles on it now.

 

Nah-that oil's proved it's worth,keep it and change the car.


If a UFO lands,does it become just an O?

 

it becomes an ILO

why are'nt keys called openers ?

 

Because of the bureacracy.


Why do you use a fork to eat salad?

 

cos they don't know how much nicer it is to eat with their fingers mostly

why do horses hate saddals ?

 

For the same reason that women hate girdles.

What is Shoefly Pie?

 

cherry flavored ham.

why are brussel sprouts gross?

 

Because they are shaped like a penis.

What should I do with all this money laying around?

 

Make a bonfire!

Where is nowhere?

 

Nowhere is in Hell, MI, USA. I've been there.

If I build a bonfire with all these 100 dollar bills lying around, is it safe to roast hotdogs over it?

 

sure, the coke will give you an extra hit when you eat them

does the Dalai Lama ever have a bad hair day?

 

Yes, when they don't allow him to go to Desmond Tutu's party.


Why is the rainbow so far away?

 

to make room for alien spaceships

why are'nt all boxes called containers ?

 

Some of them are easily offended.

Why can you not see air?