Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Gravity.

How did Bush go 8 years without being assassinated?

 

dumb luck


Why is the Pink Panther pink?

 

pfff... 'cause he's a homo.

what's the purpose of the pinky toe?

 

preventing an awkward stub at the end of the foot.

why do roses have thorns?

 

to remind you that all good things have a BBAD side


why is curry powder yellow?

 

To match your teeth.

Why are boogers green?

 

They're Irish.

Are nuns called nuns because they get none?

 

they get plenty

why is christmas time so hectic?

 

because its when your crazy family visits

why do cigarettes have filters?

 

to cramp yer style

why am i addicted to this website

 

i dont know

what does it mean to "cut the cheese"

 

it means cutting cheese

why are you here?

 

to cut the cheese

What does it mean to speak English?

 

it mean parler vous francais?

who is the supreme leader?

 

I AM!

Who does not believe it?

 

BBAD doesn't believe it...

In what room is your computater located....

 

In the basement where I keep my dead friends

What do you do to relieve extreme boredom?

 

masturbation


why is it dark at night?

 

because of the rotation of the planet....

Why would you skydive neeked...

 

to clean out the crevices


Why do clouds move?