Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Why is Snow White what? Living with the seven dwarves?

If marijuana means Mary Jane, then why aren't the male plants called mariojuan?

 

because theyre gay anyway


Why does soda have bubbles?

 

so they put less drink in it, now the comapny makes more money.

do cell phones give you cancer?

 

It depends on if it is plugged in or not.

Why are yawns contagio....*yawwwn*us?

 

because you like the person! haha

when we die are we reborn as the opposite sex?

 

no...we just die


Why do cars cost so much?

 

Because they aren't made in China yet.

Why did Michael Jackson have plastic surgery?

 

to look white


Why does Paris Hilton have so much money?

 

So she can make music albums.

Why are Steven Seagal movies so good?

 

because he kicks people in the face


Why does the sun appear everyday

 

to keep the vampires away

why does sex sell?

 

supply and demand



why is the moon called the moon?

 

Because it sounds better than "floating rock around earth"

Why o people pay a lot of money for haircuts?

 

so it looks nice

why dont fish breathe air?

 

because you can't swim in the air

why is the lion the king of the jungle?

 

because he beat the jackel in a pissing contest..


how do you keep from getting sun burn? ..

 

destroy the sun

why does it snow when it's cold?

 

because its cold....duh


why doesnt it rain in the winter?

 

because we're not in Thailand

Why do we have lights in our houses?

 

to keep the bogeyman away


why do doors have doorknobs?