Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

to be better than atoms

why do farts stink?

 

for defense:

http://communities.canada.com/thepr...rest-is-the-whiff-of-a-much-bigger-story.aspx

why is Hank Hill so uptight?

 

because his dad has no shins



why do cars have doors?

 

To make it more difficult to climb out of the windows.

Why do windows roll down?

 

because its hard to sew on zippers


why do roads always go somewhere else?

 

To fight boredom.

Why do people read romance or war stories?

 

To catch up on the news.


Why is love what makes a Suburu a Suburu?

 

Because hate is what makes an Audi an Audi.

Why is the Sun Yellow ?

 

because its on fire

why is mars red?

 

because all the other colours were taken.

why are antlers furry?

 

because only zebras have stripes.

why does alcohol get us drunk?

 

it doesn't, it's just a placebo.


Why does weed make you tired?

 

because of all the running away you did to get awayfrom the person you stole it from

why does gas cost so much?

 

Because it's so delicious.

Why are there still Cubs fans?

 

because baby bears taste good

why is butter yellow

 

So your butt will glow when it's greased up for the camera.

Why are hummingbirds small?

 

Because God just want hummingbirds to be small....

Why does the sun shine?

 

Because it's polished daily.

Why is ketchup up soooo.. good on everything?.....

 

it looks like blood and we're really vampires.

Why do teeth rot?

 

because of aspartame



why is snow white?