Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Don't know, haven't seen it recently.

Why do plants grow upwards?

 

gravity


Why do people eat?

 

Because they beLIEve they have to.

Does a bear shop in the woods?

 

no..they go to Giant Tiger


is a ball round?

 

no... you've been lied to.

Why the hell is Paris Hilton so popular?

 

skankpower



why dont pigs fly?

 

For protest.

Why are A, B and C the first letters of the alphabet?

 

because they are better than all the rest

why is cranberry-grape juice so delicious?

 

Because it wouldn't make good tie dye.

Why do people go up a creek without a paddle?

 

because they have an outboard


why does it snow?

 

because there are no polar bears here.

why do people lock their doors?

 

to keep out the honest people


Why do we walk through doors when sometimes the window is closer?

 

because at that time we aren't writing I Q tests.

why don't people read in the dark?

 

because they would turn blind


why do road get icy in winter?

 

because the snow plow man likes to go skating sometimes.

why do we have brains?

 

so our heads aren't flat

why are some people just plain ignorant?

 

what are you talking about?


why do guys have nipples?

 

so we can tell the temperature



why is water wet?

 

because it isn't dry

why do cigarettes smell like raisins?

 

i dunno

why do so many people have cell phones?