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old enough to want it


when will I be normal?

 

when you settle down with a wife and kids

do you think I'm normal?

 

I never said I thought that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



whens the next survivor challenge happening?

 

Next thursday

did you work hard today?

 

not really just babysat

was the weather nice there?

 

only in the basement


who let the dogs out?

 

Jimmy Hoffa



where do you stay?

 

exactly the same as someone the same size



when is the superbowl over?

 

its been over canadian bad comic

when will i eat the cork?

 

as soon as I pull it outta my ass

who is Obama?

 

the Prez....

where are all the roman noodles...

 

your teddy bear comes to life at night and steals them.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I don't know. I'll ask my friend Chuck Wood.

Why a duck?

 

why not a duck?????

Did you see it coming?

 

no...I only saw it during foreplay


When is the right time?

 

its alway the right time

can you do it twice?

 

let me look fer those little blue pills....

why do dogs bark...

 

they just want to get laid

why is pee yellow?

 

because you eat too many lemons


why are most terrorists of middle eastern descent

 

Because they smell bad.

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