Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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why is the sun so hot?

 

thats not the sun....its a candle ...stop sticking your finger in the flame




why do I get so many headaches?

 

Q-Tip lodged in the brain...be more careful when cleaning your ears...

Who would win in a fight: Superman or Jesus?

 

neither....GODzilla pawns them both


why do people use storks as a symbol for birth?

 

Because trout didn't receive as positive a response...

Whatever happened to Gallagher?

 

Someone took a sledge hammer to his head

What's the best cup size?

 

i big my own

how many seeds are in an apple?

 

Any as long as their not enhanced

Why did nuns dress in penguin suits?

 

so they don't stand out in a crowd

Does size matter?

 

Your askin the wrong person

Does the Earth move?

 

I think so

Where did the time go?

 

up and to the left....never to be seen again


Do cats see in color?

 

Pessimisticly

Do dogs smell their own farts?

 

you sure dont


where are those bombs going?

 

Ontario

Why do you ask?

 

Because i wanna know how to make my cock bigger!

What is the best way of doing so?

 

Hit it with a hammer.


Can anyone else suggest things to hit it with?

 

his lips...

who ordered all this dang snow....

 

school kids...

Where did all this snow come from?

(school got cancelled here again today and its still snowing)

 

Texas I think....

whos gonna feed the birdies and deer now with all this snow....