Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

the deal is ...its included in the fare price


Where does the snow come from?

 

It's God's dandruff.

Why doesn't bowling involve bowls?

 

because we need them for the salad


Why do bears hibernate?

 

to sleep

me kill now??

 

already dead?

Where's my soap on a rope?

 

Pull on the string, it's not supposed to be up your arse.

How do you tell the difference between a goose and a gander?

 

the gander talks like a Newfie


Where are my shoes?

 

Under my bed, baby.

If y = 14 and z = 27, x = ?

 

7 inches


why is India overpopulated

 

Because of the US's tough immigration laws.

Why is Thanksgiving on the 4th Thursday of November this year, instead of the 3rd Thursday as is traditional since it was started a bazillion years ago?

 

It gives the Turkeys a week's reprieve.

If the turkey had been named the national bird as Ben Franklin wanted, would we be eating bald eagles on Thanksgiving?

 

no..you'd be eating rabbit


Why is Sunday the first day of the week?

 

It's the last: count 1234567

Why are cheeseburgers fattening?

 

because theyre made of cows....duh

why are clouds in the air?

 

Have you ever tried to pull one down?

Why do stars sparkle?

 

because theyre on fire



why is fire hot

 

cause it likes it that way

why is water wet?

 

so it doesnt catch fire


why is rock heavy?

 

'cause it doesn't have the motivation to become light

how do they make airplanes fly?

 

by flapping their wings


Wheres China?