Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

to get some Kentucky lunch

Why do Chinese people talk Chinese?

 

Because Latin is a dead language.

Whats a cubit?

 

18 inches

Why isn't BBAD married?

 

same answer....18 inches


why do clouds move?

 

because they can

Why isn't BBAD married you didn't answer?

 

Cause he's smart?

Why is everyon so obsessed with BBAD's marital status?

 

people are curious about that?

ever had fresh homemade pumpkin pie with a bit of whisky in it topped with whipped cream before?

 

yea I had once but my fish hunted it.

have you seen ants drinking water??

 

no..

Have you ever had green tomato pie?

 

haven't even gad red tomato pie, why should I had green

why??

 

Just curious.

Who the hell is ringing my doorbell?

 

Avon

Where did the taco bell dog go?

 

He's doing a court-appointed stint in rehab for heroin addiction after his recent relationship with Lassie ended in felony assault charges.

If a bear shits in the woods and no one's around to hear it, what's the sound of one hand clapping?

 

mmmbop!


why is it not raining?

 

Too cold, and BBAD's a stud muffin, he has his choice of women....

Why oh why, won't someone come and plow our four wheel drive only road...

 

because it's illegal to plow with an elephant in georgia!


why am i having such a hard time deciding what to wear???

 

because your goin to a nudist retreat?.....

What is BBAD's real location.....

 

the dark side of the moon.
Why cant everyone just get along?

 

because we're idiots


Where is the island on LOST?

 

Oahu, Hawaii

What is the purpose of toe nails?