Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

One block from the last street.

Why do they call them "bucket seats"?

 

because in days of old, they really used buckets....

Anyone looking forward to spring...

 

You bet, I don't remember a winter like this since Global Warming took over.

Do aliens eat fruit?

 

only fresh grown

how long does it take to get to your house from here?

 

Depends if the transporter is working.

When does X = Y

 

my X doesn't = Y

How much sex do you need to be satisfied?

 

not very much

do you watch movies a lot?

 

once or twice a week, at home that is....

how often do you excersize...

 

every time I eat

why do fools fall in love?

 

Because they've heard all their stories.

Where actually is Waldo

 

hiding in my closet

why are some apples red and some are green?

 

something to do with pigmentation...

Why is it so dang cold....:-(

 

because the sun is closer to the earth

why does it sometimes rain on a sunny day?

 

do i look like a weatherman???


why am i the only person in the state that uses their turn signals?

 

because everybody else doesn't know how

do sad movies make you cry?

 

only when I rub peppers in my eyes


why does cable tv cost so much?

 

somebody has to get rich.

ever had a chocolate orange with a glass of water?

 

no....

ever wish you could pick an age and never grow old? I would pick 35

 

yes... i'd pick 35 also


why does the price of gas keep going up and down??

 

the government wants to drain the country

why do people believe everything on tv?