Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

drugs


why dont pigs fly?

 

they don't have wings

how long can you hold your breath?

 

until my farts dissipate


whos on first?

 

Yoda


What's on second?

 

Peyton Manning

wheres the way?

 

follow the yellow brick road


why can't fish talk?

 

because they dont have lips


why do people smoke?

 

2 much friction


why does my sink drip?

 

lose facet, poor plumbing, you live in florida

what is the best island to live on?

 

the Big Island of Hawaii...

Where is your left hand at this exact moment...

 

on my keyboard


boxers or briefs?

 

neither....:-0

Long or short hair...

 

short on the bottom and long on top

goats or sheep?

 

for what??


why don't people use their turn signals when driving?

 

because there idiots or on there cell phone

why are clowns scary to so many people?

 

because their creepy looking


why are people scared of black cats?

 

because they are scared of dEjaVu

are you scared to die?

 

nope

have you ever seen a ghost?

 

no

have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

 

yes =[

have you ever stayed up for 4 days?