Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because you're so sweet


why are oranges orange

 

because oranges aren't blue


why do boy bikes have that bar right "there"?

 

to make the frame structurally stronger for their added weight


why are trucks called trucks?

 

they're too big to be called cars



how does a computer work?

 

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.

How do you ring your head out?

 

With a head phone.

If you rip the wings off a fly, would you still call it a fly?

 

yes, just like a red (blood)orange is still an orange


do you think that people really die of broken hearts?

 

only if you shoot em first


why do bluebirds sing?

 

'cause they got the blues

why did my hamster bite me?

 

because you never feed it


why do trees grow upwards?

 

They're trying to get the heck out of here.

Why are boobs in the front?

 

not all of them are.....

why are kids noisy?

 

They squeak if you don't oil them.

If Superman took drugs, would he get high?

 

he would die.

is water safe?

 

yes

why are pools always blue?

 

'cause they got more blues than the bluebirds.

Why isn't Cher dead?

 

because plastic takes centuries to decompose


why are flat tires still round

 

They're still around because they've got nowhere else to go.

If a cannibal ate a clown would it taste funny?

 

No, it would taste delicious

Is the tooth fairy real?

 

Of course I am.

what's the deal with airplane food?