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A guard critter on Malta

Will there be a morning after.

 

65.

why is the water green?

 

Because we ran out of blue dye.

If a tree falls in the forest and theres no one there to see it is the man still wrong?

 

well now we are

what is the best pillow cover case?

 

Fresh human feces..

what happens if ice cream melts?

 

you get milk

can it really rain cats and dogs?

 

yes if you suffer from schizophrenia

how long is a piece of string

 

this long

how fast can you drive in reverse?

 

i drive to work in reverse

do you carry bricks with you for safety?

 

no need for bricks here

do you carry a gun for safety?

 

I cant say

why are canaries yellow?

 

you'd have to ask them

whats the best kind of orange juice?

 

the wet kind



wheres that airplane going?

 

to santa's lair

where do you get 6lbs of gummy bears

 

bulk barn


where is Yugoslavia?

 

aren't all the Yugo's in the junk yard?


where should i take my next vacation?

 

try Jacksonville .....I think its in Florida

whats for dinner?

 

pizza again

are we there yet????

 

what do you mean, youve been there for ages!


wheres my cat?

 

I think the mouse has it

how many people will fit in the truck of a car?